A week ago today I left California to come back to the UK. Little did I know that dealing with the idiots along the 101 in enough time to travel the three hours from my parents’ house to the San Francisco International Airport was going to be the least of my problems.
The flight was fine. Had my favourite seat (window, bathrooms right behind it, only one person to step over should I need to get up, just generally awesome). I had two Terry Pratchett novels (again, generally awesome). And there for a while it looked like we were going to get there a whole ten minutes early. Which was great, because it would give me that much more time to deal with customs, getting my bag and then getting all the way from Heathrow to Euston on the Tube with said luggage.
Until we got to Heathrow, that is…
Because of the bizarre winter weather that has hit all of northern Europe hard (don’t believe me? check out this photo from the BBC to see what the UK looked like when I landed), there was, surprise surprise, ice and snow on the runway that delayed our landing. So instead of 10 minutes early, we were 10 minutes late. It’s okay, breathe, I still had two hours to make the train.
Except that the customs official in the lines at the border gave those of us with residence visas the wrong directions and we had to re-queue; then the man checking our visas, etc., took allthebloodytimeintheworldtocheckeverydetail, and my bag was one of the last to reach the carousel. Alright, I can handle this, I can drag 14 kilos of luggage (40 lbs) down to the Tube station on to the Tube train, off it, onto another one and then off it and up a few flights of stairs in an hour and a half, really, I can.
And I did, actually. Got to Euston with all of 5 minutes to spare (I love you London, by the way, no one yelled, no one said anything rude, no one was mad at me, in fact people were mostly helpful). Only to find out that my train was canceled.
Yep, canceled.
Fuck.
Got comped a new train ride to an unknown destination (last minute change, just told which platform and to hurry), where I was to change at Crewe (I had no idea where this was at the time, but have since learned it is a little south of Manchester). Unfortunately this train was running about half an hour late, which meant that I missed the early connection that would have gotten me into Glasgow Central by 8 o’clock by all of, are you ready for this? 6 minutes. So, I had a lovely baguette and caffeinated beverage for dinner, called home, and found out when I went to the cashpoint to withdraw money for my taxi from the station home that RBS had locked my card due to the ‘mysterious purchases’ made on it in US Dollars.
I appreciate their watching my card and trying to make sure there hasn’t been any fraud or other naughtiness, but let’s just say that was not the day on which I wanted to spend minutes on hold while they unlocked it, praying that I didn’t actually run out of mobile credit before they did. By the time they did unlock it, I didn’t have enough time to get any cash before my train arrived.
So, lovely trip from Crewe to Glasgow. Or at least it would have been if it hadn’t been after dark and therefore impossible to see any of the scenery. By the time I got off at Glasgow Central I was so exhausted (having been up for more than 24 hours by that point) that I took one look at the icy sidewalks, the heavy suitcase and decided now would not be the best time to be so frugal as to walk from Central to Queen’s Street. Icy sidewalk + 14 kilos + no sleep = recipe for disaster, and as I’ve already experienced the tailbone bruising fun that is falling flat on your arse on a cold, slate sidewalk, I really didn’t want to repeat that good fun. So back into the station to their cashpoint so I could get a taxi.
Best three pounds I’ve ever spent. Seriously. (for those of you not here, the fares start at £2.20 – 2.50, so it was a very short ride).
Had to wait another hour in that station (who thought open stations in Scotland were a good idea, seriously?!?!), then finally got into Edinburgh, and home after 11:00 PM.
Just in time for semester 2 to start on Monday. And my supervisor was trying to give me guilt over missing the extracurricular (but compulsory, what gives!) seminar last night. Yeah, I feel soooooooooooo bad that I stayed home and napped. This is my sad and regretful face, seriously.
So yeah, lots of time spent in the library this week, or online dealing with emails back an forth about my internship, and two hours in class. Back to the normal routine.
Not that it’s all bad. I have managed to go to the cafe twice, a pub once, and spent an evening ensconced on one of my friend’s couches talking the same sort of nonsense we talk at the pub, just minus the alcohol. And it’s Friday evening.
So even though last Saturday was the travel day from hell, they did manage to NOT lose my luggage, and well, there are certain things we are all willing to put up with in order to find our way home.
More pictures and less whining next time. Promise.


































































